We're pretty easy going in the channel, but we have a few common sense rules that we'd like you to abide by. Follow these simple rules and we'll all get along just fine.

• Don't come into the channel and start babbling about something no one cares about or wants to hear about. Remeber the proverb: "Better to be thought of as a fool rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubts."
• Don't start shit with people you don't know. Personal attacks are unacceptable unless the attackee is REALLY asking for it. Use common sense here.
• We don't always talk about GWAR. In fact, it's rather rare for us to discuss them. Don't get pissed because there is not much "hero worship" going on. They have to pay for blowjobs just like regular people.
• Don't join the channel just to idle. No one likes seeing some asshole in a channel that hasn't ever said shit with a 10 hour idle time...LEON.
• Don't come on the server with a nick stolen from someone in the band. We hate that...and what happens if they wanna join up and you're using their character's name?

If you may be what we refer to as a "gimp" or a "fuck up," please take the following quiz below:

1. When no one is talking, do you start mindlessly babbling about something that no one but you cares about?
2. Do you join IRC just to cause a ruckus in any channel you join?
3. Do you join channels just to sit there and seem important? Are you an idler?
4. Do you want to use a nick like "Balsac" or "Jizmak?"

If you answered "yes" to more than one of the questions above, you will most likely be categorized as a "gimp." Please save us both time and go elsewhere for your kicks. (Pun intended.)